We might not even make it to TWO!

Yesterday was a ton of baby powder, today it was the tube of water resistant butt cream all over the carpet. So a little over an hour later, it is clean and I need a stiff drink.....too bad I don't generally do that! At this rate she may not make it to TWO (one week from today) and neither of us are going to survive it! Wish me luck, lots and lots of luck. And maybe a bottle of rum and a good book!